Dear Santa,
One in each color, please.
Love,
Chris
The Thuggie.
I thought it was a joke, but it is an actual fashion thing.Damn.
Frea! kin’! great! Every time I have time to watch Jeopardy! it’s fucking TEEN Jeopardy!
Jeff
Time to buy milk.
This morning I had a tough time deciding between Pete’s puppy formula and Jeff’s almond milk to make my Cinnamon Toast Crunch with.
I’m still not sure if I made the right choice.
“Careers at Alaska Airlines,” or “Careers at Horizon Air”?
Sorry Joan, but I only work with hotties.
Alaska Airlines: Join Our Team of Trannies, Cholitas, and Tranny Cholitas.
Carry on you gaysers …
Kennmore Fridge
I interviewed 3 people today to fill a janitorial position*
A question I asked each of them was: Who was your favorite/least favorite teacher and why?
HR suggested I ask this.
2 of them named a math teacher as their least favorite.
…
Guess which of the three will be getting the 1 job.
j/k?
done.
