This my devastation-of-the-century face.
Us three gals in the Admin Department were this close to winning this past Tuesday’s Mega Millions lotto drawing for 271 bajillion dollars!
Notice how we had EVERY SINGLE NUMBER! Including the Mega Ball (giggle.)!!!
I can’t tell you how inconsolable i am right now, but on the brightside we did win $91.00 …
People of Los Angeles,
Just because your hazard lights are on, it does NOT mean you can park anywhere you damn well please.
That is all.
Please Do Not Correct the Executives
Me: Excuse me, but could I get you sign and date these, please?
CEO: Sure! . . . What's the date again?
Me: Three-Fifteen, beware the Ides of March
CEO: Oh, well that means tomorrow is Pi Day then!
Me: Uh . . .
CEO: Yeah, you know: Pi? 3.16?
Me. Oh. Right. Pi. Well, thanks for signing these. Bye!
Mr. Hall Internal Commentary: FAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Bad news: One of the employees at my office had a minor heart attack today
Good news: Looks like he’ll be just fine
Gooder news: Speaking of fine, one of the emergency responders was hot as hail and has been the topic of conversation for us gurls in the steno pool ever since
Two thoughts:
- If prunes are simply dried plums, wouldn’t the more appealing name have been “plum juice”?
- If prunes are simply dried plums, where does the juice come from?
Dear Santa,
One in each color, please.
Love,
Chris
The Thuggie.
I thought it was a joke, but it is an actual fashion thing.Damn.
Frea! kin’! great! Every time I have time to watch Jeopardy! it’s fucking TEEN Jeopardy!
Jeff
Time to buy milk.
This morning I had a tough time deciding between Pete’s puppy formula and Jeff’s almond milk to make my Cinnamon Toast Crunch with.
I’m still not sure if I made the right choice.
